Providing news and information while helping aspiring writers and journalists, http://thesop.org/categories/crazyworld-1.php http://thesop.org/categories/crazyworld-1.php 118 67 http://thesop.org/images/thesop_118x67.jpg Sat, 4 Feb 2012 22:15:00 GMT The gang bangers were members of the notorious Black Power Gang, they would seem more frightening if they called themselves The Frozen Fetus Gang. http://thesop.org/story/20120204/theft-of-frozen-fetus-leads-to-gang-fight-of-epic-proportions.html http://thesop.org/story/20120204/theft-of-frozen-fetus-leads-to-gang-fight-of-epic-proportions.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Sat, 4 Feb 2012 21:30:00 GMT A dude playing a video game looks like a dead man, as he sits mesmerized before the video screen with only his fingers moving at warp speed. http://thesop.org/story/20120204/corpse-sits-among-gamers-in-internet-cafe-nobody-notices-or-cares.html http://thesop.org/story/20120204/corpse-sits-among-gamers-in-internet-cafe-nobody-notices-or-cares.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Sat, 4 Feb 2012 20:43:00 GMT Chocolate and peanut butter go great together, but I'm thinking more in the lines of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup; I may never eat my favorite candy again. http://thesop.org/story/20120204/cops-collar-naked-kentucky-hillbilly-burglar-covered-in-peanut-butter-chocolate.html http://thesop.org/story/20120204/cops-collar-naked-kentucky-hillbilly-burglar-covered-in-peanut-butter-chocolate.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Fri, 3 Feb 2012 21:50:00 GMT I'm not surprised Catwoman got the best of Jack Sparrow, Cinderella would probably be able to beat the daylights out of the fey pirate. http://thesop.org/story/20120203/madness-in-la-catwoman-clobbers-jack-sparrow.html http://thesop.org/story/20120203/madness-in-la-catwoman-clobbers-jack-sparrow.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Thu, 2 Feb 2012 07:13:00 GMT Maybe she will turn over a new leaf behind bars, keep her eyes open, and learn to be a good mother. And maybe pigs will fly out of her behind, while she's passed on drugs with her eyes closed. http://thesop.org/story/20120201/mom-had-13-baggies-of-coke-22-ecstasy-pills-48-xanax-pills-and-1-toddler-in-car.html http://thesop.org/story/20120201/mom-had-13-baggies-of-coke-22-ecstasy-pills-48-xanax-pills-and-1-toddler-in-car.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Wed, 1 Feb 2012 21:59:00 GMT We all know a grumpy old man like Melamed, you know the old coot who yells at the kids to get off his lawn, and leaves junk on the street in front of his house so nobody can park there. http://thesop.org/story/20120201/crazy-old-coot-moves-ambulance-it-was-blocking-his-vehicle.html http://thesop.org/story/20120201/crazy-old-coot-moves-ambulance-it-was-blocking-his-vehicle.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Wed, 1 Feb 2012 01:21:00 GMT The thieves said that the stolen car was unlocked, and the keys were inside. They mght as well have left a few bucks inside the car to help out the thieves with gas money. http://thesop.org/story/20120131/dude-spots-his-girlfriends-stolen-car-while-riding-a-bus.html http://thesop.org/story/20120131/dude-spots-his-girlfriends-stolen-car-while-riding-a-bus.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:20:00 GMT There are yahoos who eat fried chicken and fries and leave the bones on the subway floor, splatter ketchup all over the place, clean their greasy hands on the seats, and let out a loud fart for good measure. http://thesop.org/story/20120130/should-eating-be-banned-in-new-york-city-subways.html http://thesop.org/story/20120130/should-eating-be-banned-in-new-york-city-subways.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:15:00 GMT There is a special place in hell reserved for environmentalists who come up with environmentally-safe contraptions that don't work and make our lives miserable. http://thesop.org/story/20120129/waterless-urinals-in-high-school-spring-leaks-not-water.html http://thesop.org/story/20120129/waterless-urinals-in-high-school-spring-leaks-not-water.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:40:00 GMT We are a nation of wimps, a dozen cowards stand around the box, before somebody finally decides to examine the contents. http://thesop.org/story/20120128/boxes-of-moonshine-leads-to-evacuation-of-florida-post-office.html http://thesop.org/story/20120128/boxes-of-moonshine-leads-to-evacuation-of-florida-post-office.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:16:00 GMT She should have clutched her purse with one hand, and wiped her bottom with the other. http://thesop.org/story/20120126/thief-snatched-purse-from-victim-when-she-was-in-toilet.html http://thesop.org/story/20120126/thief-snatched-purse-from-victim-when-she-was-in-toilet.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:59:00 GMT The dude was probably so traumatized by having his lovemaking interrupted by the cops, that he may never see the woman again. http://thesop.org/story/20120125/teen-florida-girl-calls-911-on-her-mom-for-having-loud-sex.html http://thesop.org/story/20120125/teen-florida-girl-calls-911-on-her-mom-for-having-loud-sex.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:57:00 GMT The old guy makes a good point; it's not as if he was plotting something. At his advanced age the only thing he would plot, is the quickest route to the restroom. http://thesop.org/story/20120123/outrage-old-man-kicked-out-of-english-pub-for-speaking-in-german.html http://thesop.org/story/20120123/outrage-old-man-kicked-out-of-english-pub-for-speaking-in-german.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:34:00 GMT If Diaz commits anothe crime, I hope he's sentenced to jail and a couple of months in a fat farm. http://thesop.org/story/20120123/fat-convict-sues-forced-to-wear-same-set-of-sweaty-sweats-for-8-months.html http://thesop.org/story/20120123/fat-convict-sues-forced-to-wear-same-set-of-sweaty-sweats-for-8-months.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes) Sun, 22 Jan 2012 20:00:00 GMT What would be wrong anyway with a high school named after women who are on the prowl for much younger men? Cougars (the human ones) deserve respect like any other minority. http://thesop.org/story/20120122/school-board-high-school-cant-be-known-as-the-cougars-name-too-racy.html http://thesop.org/story/20120122/school-board-high-school-cant-be-known-as-the-cougars-name-too-racy.html rreyes4966@aol.com (Robert Paul Reyes)